Pitocin, anyone?

It seems we've turned a corner here, folks. Our beloved Slaap (slave name Liz) is in Room 3 at St. Mary's Hospital Labor & Delivery with an IV squarely inserted in her arm. Seems the usual midday hit from the crack pipe has been replaced by Pitocin. This ain't your father's Pitocin either, this is prescription-only, highly potent Pitocin. Just saying it can make you contract. Careful. Don't do it... please. See? I warned you.